Monday, September 26, 2011

Binocular Hiding With Maks

As you know we all have a bunch of names, one of my most used ones besides Peenutz is Gnarles Barkly. The peeps call me this when I ‘m enforcing. It is my patrol alter ego who keeps the Nutz in line. But sometimes even Gnarles slacks.

A few months ago Maks was up to no good. Daddy peep has these big glasses, I think they call them binoculars. I ‘m not real sure what they are used for but apparently daddy really likes them, and so does Maks. Daddy kept them on a table next to the big bed where we sleep at night. For some reason Maks thought this was the spot for “Makker toys”, so he would take them off the table and onto the big bed to play with them (to be honest, it didn’t look like a lot of fun, I couldn’t figure out why he liked them so much, still can’t, but that isn’t the issue). He would do this 4 or 5 times a day and each time he got caught with them they would take away the binoculars and put them up, only to have Maks go right back over and snag them again. He would run through the house with them in his mouth playing keep away from the peeps. It was funny watching them run after him. He does do some really entertaining things sometimes even though he gets on my last nerve, but the peeps would always win, until one day they didn’t.

No one saw Maks take off with the binoculars this day but let me assure you they were GONE, nowhere to be found. Trust me I looked. Daddy searched everywhere, they even moved the furniture around and still no sign. They were planning on buying a new pair, it had been six months, but instead, Maks spontaneously made them reappear, of all places, right smack in the middle of the big bed on daddy’s side.

Now I have questioned him and questioned him about where he hid them and he won’t tell me anything. It bugs me not knowing where the secret hiding spot is in this house. I refuse to believe that idiot is smarter than me. It has now become my sole purpose to find it. What kind of protector am I if I allow Maks to outsmart me? Maks? He gets confused when you say his name. He doesn’t even know “sit”! OMG, OMG, OMG…..I’ve got to go search for his spot. Then I’ll be smarter than the peeps... Later!

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Did Someone Say.... "We're Moving?"

There has been a lot of talk lately about us moving. We have conversed and we aren’t real sure how we feel about it. Kashoo and I are the only two who have ever lived anywhere else. We know how scary moving can be. Kashoo has already said if she has to go on another plane she isn’t going, and if she doesn’t go, neither can I. Though I don’t think a plane ride is in the plans, she over reacts sometimes, but we are worried.

Momma peep keeps telling us new rules to remember and she quizzes us nightly on them. I already know Peekan RooRoo’s rule. She has two. Her first rule is to ALWAYS get Maks. He gets lost easily and needs someone to watch out for him since he is so dumb and RooRoo is his best friend so lucky her, she gets stuck with him. Once she gets him, they are supposed to RUN! Run AWAY from the corn. Momma Peep is afraid of snakes so she keeps telling us to run to the house. We get confused sometimes when we run and start going in all the wrong directions. RooRoo is the most chicken so if she grabs Maks and goes to the house I think they are assuming we will follow…..NOT! I plan to attack everything I meet out there. We live in the city now and from what I have been told it is a lot like Grammie Montgomery’s house in the country. I love the country but I know there are things that want to come into my house and that just won’t happen on Peenutz Montgomery’s watch. I will kill all who aren’t permitted to enter. That is my rule….to not attack things, but little do the peeps know, I can’t promise that.

Maks rule is to follow RooRoo. OOOHHH how original of the peeps, though I know this will be hard for him. He follows everyone at the same time. I know you don’t think that is possible but you don’t know Maks. He is sneaky and fast. As soon as you realize that thing is biting your ankles he has already run off and bit 3 other’s ankles. Then it’s too late to retaliate. I think that is why he does it; maybe he isn’t that stupid after all. Nope, I’m sticking to he is DUMB!

Kashoo’s only rule is not to run. She has a hurt back and she loves to run and with all the extra room outside they don’t want her to hurt herself more. She won’t be able to stick to this one. I foresee a lot of yelling and kennel time in her future, but I don’t blame the peeps. When she first hurt her back they had to keep her in the cage for two months. It was torture for me. I didn’t have anyone to play with, but she does better now though she still isn’t right. She is smart, she will figure it out I’m sure.

The twins don’t really have rules. Like I said earlier they are followers so I think they are just being told to follow RooRoo. I think they will do well except for Ollie. She has this barking thing and she sometimes forgets to stop. That can cause some problems if everyone is running away from something and she stands there barking at it. The snake will eat her, maybe that wouldn’t be so bad….more food for me! Wait, scratch that…. I will get into even more trouble if the peeps even know I think something like that. I guess I will have to save her now; the guilt would be too bad. At least I will always know where she is, her mouth will surely tell me that.

I guess this moving thing could be fun now that I’ve talked it through. I will have lots more space to patrol which means the further I can get away from these tards. RooRoo gets stuck with the brunt of the idiots, and rules. So like I said, maybe it won’t be so bad. I’ll be sure to keep you posted. I can already tell I’ll have stories to share!